25 May 2009

State of Disturbia - Best lists suck.

Best beer - Schlitz










Best food after a meal - Cheesecake











Best drug combo - Acid + Pot + Beer








Best place to take the drug combo - As a stock guy in an electronics merchandise store





Best thing that never happened to you - The cop didn't stop you for running a red light when you were driving a work release prisoner to a gas station in Lisle so he could score some black tar heroin.

State of Disturbia - Nope. There really isn't anything out there.

Monster Quest. UFO Hunters. Paranormal shows. Psychic kids. Where do these shows belong and why is there an audience for them? Every single one of them ends with the affirmation:

"While they didn't find what they started out to find, we did learn some valuable information along the way..."
Or

"We may never know what actually happened in the house that night..."
Or

"Whether you believe in these stories or not, what you have to admit is that there is something out there..."

Not one. Not one single shred of hard scientific evidence has been uncovered for anything. Centuries of folks have preyed on the meek by pretending they did. Piltdown man to the Loch ness hoax to Patterson. I would pay money if someone could show me scientific proof beyond a .5 second clip edited down for television viewing. But it will never happen.

What is Big Foot? A giant ape or bear walking bi-pedally

What is the Loch Ness monster? Who cares. You can't see anything in the water anyway. And if it were caught, what exactly would you do with it? Kill it for examination, thereby destroying the myth and possibly a lineage? Photograph it and then let it go? What is the point? To prove you have the biggest balls because you saw this and nobody else has?
Do werewolves exist? No
Do Vampires exist? No.

Crypto hunters are the ultimate self-serving egotists in this pseudo scientific world.

But the absolute worst is Ghost Hunters. Hanging their hat on dust and possible sounds and suggestive voices heard on recordings. EVP is shit.

"Now listen here. You'll hear a little girl cry out 'mama stay'" It's a mind trick and it's not real.
Don't cut to commercial. Don't show me shaky films. Don't run out of there screaming and crying like a little girl when something actually does appear. Stay there, show me hard scientific evidence and that's a show I'll tune in to. I won't believe it any more, but I'll tune in.

Let the listener listen first to determine if there is anything viable. Other than that and the power of suggestion trumps.

There used to be a good show on the radio that was intriguing because of the host in addition to the topics. Now, it's mindless PBS programming that bores the crap out of me. Never liked the new host and like the current format even less.

In reality, crypto hunts are a religous cult. The same way that Catholicism and Buddhism and Islam and Christianity are all cults. You pay a weekly fee to belong and in return you get to believe that there is something other than your mundane existence. Even if you never contribute more than your share outside of the cult, because you contribute to the cult, you get the free pass when you die. Essentially, God is a whore and you are an eternal john.

10 May 2009

State of Disturbia - Steroids in Baseball

Open letter to MLB:

Look Manny. You shouldn't get away with this by claiming it's just a mistake. You shouldn't get to reclaim your HOF quest once your suspension is over. You shouldn't be omitted from the names that drip when cheaters are brought up: Clemens, Bonds, Rose, Sosa, A-Rod, Shoeless Joe and the Black Sox, Albert Belle, Gaylord Perry. You shouldn't get to have ESPN drool all over you instead of vilifying you. Just counting down the days until your return as if it was nothing more than an hamstring injury. You shouldn't but you will.

As for you Mr. Selig, I have the solution, but you need to implement it by fiat.

Any player caught using banned illegal substances is:
- Banned for one year from the exact date they are caught. Suspension effective immeditely. If they are caught in May, they can't play again until the next May. Caught in October, banned until the next October.

Penalty for one becomes a penalty for all.
- Any games during the current season that the player was involved become automatic retroactive forfeits and marked as wins for the other team. This would provide players with the ultimate responsiblity of policing themselves and leave no room for ambiguity about who is responsible.

- All players on playoff eligible teams must take and pass an illegal substance test before being allowed to participate in the postseason.

There. Illegal substance abuse penalty solution solved.

02 May 2009

State of Disturbia - Tragedy plus time normally equals

Tragedy plus time normally allows you to laugh at painful situations. But to openly mock the current financial crisis, while are still deep in the throws and headed to places unknown, is disturbing. My subject today:

Radio advertisement on WGN -720 am for a product I cannot remember. Seems to have been a financial one. But what I do remember is an approximation of the the copy "So, the economy suffered a little because some 30-year old wall street types decided to adjust the economy a little. Which it probably needed anyway" What? A little? The deepest economic depresseion since the 1930's and it's put off as just a little adjustment? People needed to lose their jobs in the millions? I needed to lose $20,000 of retirnement money? I need to look over my shoulder every single day of my working life hoping the tapping will subside for another day? Whatever that product is they are selling, I can only hope it goes out of business soon. With just a little economic adjustment.

State of Disturbia - A 'Bloodbath'. Really?

There is a supposed delineation between news, gossip, blogs, commentary and columns in the news business. Supposed, but search and you can find it. I'm confounded by this one in a recent edition. A 'Bloodbath'? Really?

Today's highlight: Chicago Sun-Times and Maudlyne Ihejirika and her article about a radio station firing - http://www.suntimes.com/business/1549357,CST-NWS-radio29web.article

In the context of the nation, possibly, but in this provincial town when it is only three? In today's economy, losing a position at work is an all too common occurrence. But this article overtly hints at race and gender discrimination as the cause of the firings.

You can clearly see that the writer has a bias towards the personnel who were let go. One wonders if a protest will be staged or in what capacity this writer has with the corporate entity that is Clear Channel.

The premise of your article works, Ms. Ihejirika, if you are going back it up with facts and details. That I could fathom. But to hang it out there as written is astounding. More astounding that it made it through the editorial process unscathed. This type of reporting doesn't even belong in the Editorial section. It belongs as a Letter to the Editor at best.

State of Disturbia - Honestly, I was justing doing what I was told

Where is the outrage and why is this story buried?I voted for him, but now I'm done. At the time of the election, even then, my hopes for change had wavered. Voting to extend the FISA was a moral line I couldn't fathom crossing but did. The alternative was no better. Now I'm done. In his own words he has offered up a specious response against prosecution for crimes against humanity and War crimes 'Those who carried out their duties relying in good faith upon legal advice from the Department of Justice... will not be subject to prosecution'. Think about those words and think back to 1945 ad 1946. Nuremberg. The defense put forth by suspected guards at concentration camps. 'We were just following orders' Orders given to them by their own Justice department. But we didn't listen then. We pursued them. We prosecuted them. We hung them and we pursue them today. But now we are supposed to just move on as if it never happened?

“We have been through a dark and painful chapter in our history,” Obama said in a statement. “Nothing will be gained by spending our time and energy laying blame for the past.”
His words now ring hollow. No different than what Gerald Ford did after Nixon.





Let no words be parsed to say that these crimes were not done on his watch. They were. He was a part of a governmental branch that allowed the torture to take place. Let not the context be obfuscated by condemning the act but not prosecuting the criminal.

There is an old term in the newspaper business - rowback. And it applies in this case. Correcting an error without ever admitting that you might have been a cause of the error. The past president was a war criminal. The men who perpetrated these crimes are war criminals. The current president provided countenance. The defense of 'just following orders' was not allowed by the United states at Nuremberg. Why is it allowed now?

Go back now and re-read Gerald's R. Ford's decision not to pursue prosecution of Richard Nixon.

"Ladies and gentlemen: I have come to a decision which I felt I should tell you and all of my fellow American citizens, as soon as I was certain in my own mind and in my own conscience that it is the right thing to do. I have learned already in this office that the difficult decisions always come to this desk. I must admit that many of them do not look at all the same as the hypothetical questions that I have answered freely and perhaps too fast on previous occasions. My customary policy is to try and get all the facts and to consider the opinions of my countrymen and to take counsel with my most valued friends. But these seldom agree, and in the end, the decision is mine. To procrastinate, to agonize, and to wait for a more favorable turn of events that may never come or more compelling external pressures that may as well be wrong as right, is itself a decision of sorts and a weak and potentially dangerous course for a President to follow. I have promised to uphold the Constitution, to do what is right as God gives me to see the right, and to do the very best that I can for America. I have asked your help and your prayers, not only when I became President but many times since. The Constitution is the supreme law of our land and it governs our actions as citizens. Only the laws of God, which govern our consciences, are superior to it. As we are a nation under God, so I am sworn to uphold our laws with the help of God. And I have sought such guidance and searched my own conscience with special diligence to determine the right thing for me to do with respect to my predecessor in this place, Richard Nixon, and his loyal wife and family. Theirs is an American tragedy in which we all have played a part. It could go on and on and on, or someone must write the end to it. I have concluded that only I can do that, and if I can, I must. There are no historic or legal precedents to which I can turn in this matter, none that precisely fit the circumstances of a private citizen who has resigned the Presidency of the United States. But it is common knowledge that serious allegations and accusations hang like a sword over our former President's head, threatening his health as he tries to reshape his life, a great part of which was spent in the service of this country and by the mandate of its people. After years of bitter controversy and divisive national debate, I have been advised, and I am compelled to conclude that many months and perhaps more years will have to pass before Richard Nixon could obtain a fair trial by jury in any jurisdiction of the United States under governing decisions of the Supreme Court. I deeply believe in equal justice for all Americans, whatever their station or former station. The law, whether human or divine, is no respecter of persons; but the law is a respecter of reality. The facts, as I see them, are that a former President of the United States, instead of enjoying equal treatment with any other citizen accused of violating the law, would be cruelly and excessively penalized either in preserving the presumption of his innocence or in obtaining a speedy determination of his guilt in order to repay a legal debt to society. During this long period of delay and potential litigation, ugly passions would again be aroused. And our people would again be polarized in their opinions. And the credibility of our free institutions of government would again be challenged at home and abroad. In the end, the courts might well hold that Richard Nixon had been denied due process, and the verdict of history would even be more inconclusive with respect to those charges arising out of the period of his Presidency, of which I am presently aware. But it is not the ultimate fate of Richard Nixon that most concerns me, though surely it deeply troubles every decent and every compassionate person. My concern is the immediate future of this great country. In this, I dare not depend upon my personal sympathy as a longtime friend of the former President, nor my professional judgment as a lawyer, and I do not. As President, my primary concern must always be the greatest good of all the people of the United States whose servant I am. As a man, my first consideration is to be true to my own convictions and my own conscience. My conscience tells me clearly and certainly that I cannot prolong the bad dreams that continue to reopen a chapter that is closed. My conscience tells me that only I, as President, have the constitutional power to firmly shut and seal this book. My conscience tells me it is my duty, not merely to proclaim domestic tranquility but to use every means that I have to insure it. I do believe that the buck stops here, that I cannot rely upon public opinion polls to tell me what is right. I do believe that right makes might and that if I am wrong, ten angels swearing I was right would make no difference. I do believe, with all my heart and mind and spirit, that I, not as President but as a humble servant of God, will receive justice without mercy if I fail to show mercy. Finally, I feel that Richard Nixon and his loved ones have suffered enough and will continue to suffer, no matter what I do, no matter what we, as a great and good nation, can do together to make his goal of peace come true. Now, therefore, I, Gerald R. Ford, President of the United States, pursuant to the pardon power conferred upon me by Article II, Section 2, of the Constitution, have granted and by these presents do grant a full, free, and absolute pardon unto Richard Nixon for all offenses against the United States which he, Richard Nixon, has committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from July (January) 20, 1969, through August 9, 1974.In witness whereof, I have hereunto set my hand this eighth day of September, in the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and seventy-four, and of the Independence of the United States of America the one hundred and ninety-ninth.Gerald R. Ford - September 8, 1974"

He held that he had no precedent on which to base his actions so he set one. A precedent based on a fallacy "During this long period of delay and potential litigation, ugly passions would again be aroused. And our people would again be polarized in their opinions. And the credibility of our free institutions of government would again be challenged at home and abroad." A specious argument to not pursue the correct path of the courts when that is exactly what was needed. "In the end, the courts might well hold that Richard Nixon had been denied due process, and the verdict of history would even be more inconclusive with respect to those charges arising out of the period of his Presidency, of which I am presently aware." Not pursuing a trial because of the length of time and because people might not agree with the outcome? What would be the point? The point would be justice. Justice that this country was founded on. Justice that we sought at Nuremberg when we hung German officers for war crimes. Justice in the United States when spies landed on our Florida shores and were swiftly captured and executed.


Hear these words again, without attribution, and think what our world would have thought had they been spoken by Konrad Adenauer. “We have been through a dark and painful chapter in our history,” “Nothing will be gained by spending our time and energy laying blame for the past.” The outrage in the U.S. would have been palpable.