Best beer - Schlitz
Best food after a meal - Cheesecake
Best drug combo - Acid + Pot + Beer
Best place to take the drug combo - As a stock guy in an electronics merchandise store
Best thing that never happened to you - The cop didn't stop you for running a red light when you were driving a work release prisoner to a gas station in Lisle so he could score some black tar heroin.
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