Anyone got a clue to who wrote this story?

Look I don't give a shit about getting published. I just want this bullshit off my plate so I can keep writing. I have absolutely no intention of following up on these submissions, but I'm going to keep sending them out and you can keep sending them to the garbage or rejecting me. There's an old story, can't recall writer or name. Writer has all these incredible stories, but he can never get them published. Fantastic put Shakespeare in his place good. But every one he has to burn in the fireplace on some condition. That's my goal.