Snuggie Cult

2 January 2009
It is a cult. And it frightens me. Frightens me that people would wrap themselves up in blanket willingly with sleeves. At a sporting event. Do they want to be friars? Do they want to be in a cult? What message do they want to convey and why would they choose informercials as a way to get their message across? What hidden messages are they sending? I can see, and apparently so have many others as evidenced by the You tube posts, why the women and children might be wrapped up, but the men? It just looks wrong period. In the home. In the office. Anywhere really. If you have bought one, I'd like to know why. If you have worn them at a sporting event, I'd like to know how you got home? Only thing missiing is a fanny pack on your waist and a blue tooth on your ear. There we go. That's how they are found. Fanny packs on their waist, wrapped in the Snuggie and a blue tooth to communicate with all of the other cult members when it's time for the final solution to be implemented.